August 28, 2008

We Just Got Here.

With a smile, Captain Smile announced: "First I want to welcome you all here today and...Please don't take this personally men but this is about the boys bathroom, so you ladies are off the hook. 'So & So' from upstairs (Gestapo Suit Man) inquired if those teachers (we,the reassigned) downstairs are back yet...
You know, some people just don't understand who you are. I tried to explain to him that you aren't here to make any trouble so please keep it clean. He was complaining about some paper he saw on the floor. So, I assured him that you'd keep the bathroom clean."
It took all of one half hour before the Gestapo Suit Man blamed the 'mess' in the "Boys" bathroom on the men in the Rubber Room.

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